Master Giraffe sightings on Master Giraffe

He’s back. This time we’ve caught him selling sandwiches to humans. Thanks to Stocksy for being the one out on the field to catch this long necked friend of ours.

Telstra and Master Giraffe have signed a new contract with rumours reporting it could be worth more then 15 Million dollars. Telstra have dumped the all new Next G network and from September 1st onwards, the network will be known as Master G. This is for a number of political and environmental issues.

Telstra CEO Solomon Trujillo has stated many reasons for this sudden partnership:
“Companies are moving forward in terms of being ‘green’. The partnership with Master Giraffe helps us move in that direction, the giraffe logo is a symbol of freedom, character, wildlife and nature. Master Giraffe and Telstra is the future.”

This has caused an upstir amongst competitors. With Optus releasing a statement earlier this afternoon: “Master Giraffe isn’t saving the environment, it’s a fucking giraffe, on a ship, AND it’s a website. How can this benefit for anyone?”.

Three mobile and Virgin refused to comment on the issue.

Telstra have already released new Master G phones and have updated the old ‘Next G’ logo. Obviously, we’ll give you a sneak preview of what it’s going to look like.

MASTERRRRRRR!!!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ?

Well, it appears that good ol MG is at it again. This week he has used his superior infiltration skills to sneak his way into gaming history.

To unlock this Codec conversation in the Classic MGS1 you have to simultaneously press every button on the PS1 controller. While doing a head stand. And repeating the Japanese alphabet. Backwards. In double time.

In the nude…

Seriously, why would we make this shit up? First person to send in a photo of themselves accomplishing this astonishing feat will receive absolutely nothing but our respect and admiration.

Holy shit, I spotted him! Managed to take a snap before he got away!

Word on the street is that a fellow named Kai designed Master Giraffe’s custom license plate. What a guy! If you spot Master Giraffe somewhere, feel free to submit a photo to us. He’s an elusive guy, kind of like Bigfoot, so it’s always good to see he’s around.