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How could there actually be a monopoly movie? I mean there is really no plot. Also Ridley Scott wants to do it. OH DEAR.
Movie will fail unless Jim Carrey is the steam iron…
Genre darling Ridley Scott is going to bring to life the famous monocle man in a film adaptation of the famous Hasbro board game Monopoly. Yes, you heard me right — they are making a movie about the board game Monopoly. Not only that, but Scott will be sourcing from his past work directing Blade Runner to give the overall film a futuristic feel. So in the future of Monopoly, will the boot fly?
According to The Hollywood Reporter, Scott is attached to the film and plans on making his Monopoly movie have a little glimmer of tomorrow.
Ridley Scott, who has been attached as a producer on “Monopoly” and has been mentioned as a possible director, is now officially attached to helm the project, with an eye toward giving it a futuristic sheen along the lines of his iconic “Blade Runner.”
Not only are we getting the real estate take-over movie, but Hasbro is working with Universal on a Ouija Board movie, as well as a Battleship flick. Wow, have we really fallen into an imagination depression so low that we have to find movies in crappy board games? And if so, why aren’t we reaching for the good board games? Girl Talk alone had enough sad girl-shaming moments ripe for a classic horror flick.
Where have we been? We’ve gone on one of our disappearances again.
It’s that exam time of the year, where basically time to get onto MG cannot be found. However we’ll be making some posts soon, once seph watches a few more films and I actually find someone worthy of person of the week (Barack Obama has already won it, so he can’t win again!) and wanker of the week.
Stay tuned.
Chris Hill
Poor Chris - this is his solution for climate change:

So I’ve finished my 3 minute video project for school. Was hell of a lot of fun making this, I hope you guys have fun watching it. The video may feature Seph and Spence from the MG team…
So since Google is now 10 years old (10 years old? What the…), they’ve decided to give us access to their oldest available archive - way back in 2001. Ok so that doesn’t sound too long ago - but try searching for “facebook“, “myspace” and “youtube” and see what you get, NOTHING!
Other fun searches included Britney Spears - “Britney is a 17 girl who likes most normal things, like reading romance novels and shopping”. Or you could try searching for “World’s sexiest woman” which returned me with Sarah Michelle Gellar, yeah that’s right, Buffy is back.
Check it our here folks: http://www.google.com/search2001.html
I needed a catchy title to get you hooked. Three uni students are traveling to EVERY (293) train station in Victoria this weekend for a project. Geeze, Youth Allowance really needs to be cut back. If you live in Victoria you should catch up with them and say hi. Keep in mind these crazy would-be Tin Tins are friends of mine… The company I keep.
“Travellers on track for rail adventure”
Commuters who are sick of spending time on Victorian public transport will no doubt be puzzled by the actions of group of university students – as they set off on a marathon train ride to consecutively visit every serviced train station in Victoria.
Well I’ve finished this animation, that was for a university assignment.
Voices of the characters were done by Seph.
See if you can spot the BIG MISTAKE!
Click here to view or the image above. (it will open in a new window).
It could be because I’m extremely tired, at that point where everything is amusing, or it could be that this video is actually funny. Whatever the case, I laughed at the end. Not much. A slight chuckle. But if you do the same, then it’s done the job. Enjoy.
Sweet Sweet Glorious Irony…


