Random on Master Giraffe
Praise be to Valhalla as the sweet-bearded Technoviking leads his warriors through an epic ritualistic dance to appease the gods. May the rivers run thick with mead!
Evan Reynolds. Why? Because he lost his arm in an accident and spent approx 30,000 smacks to get a new arm - ‘Luke Skywalker Style’.
Spencer Tyler Thomas Svenskeysen a.k.a. SPENCER SKEY
How did a slumdog from Mitcham manage to snatch one of the most honorary awards of modern times?
Well, it’s because Master Giraffe is corrupt, Spencer probably voted for himself 6 times and that the award is more of an ‘encouragement’ award as opposed to an ‘achievement’ award (not that anyone was notified that during the voting process).
An encouragement award? Well lets take a look at who Spencer Skey beat to take out the title. Heath Ledger and Barack Obama. Now lets be honest, who could compete with them? Who would actually have the bravery, balls and willpower to take on these such talented men?
I know who. His name is Spencer Skey.
Earlier this year, Spencer Skey, knowing that he can’t act for shit, decided to approach Christopher Nolan and said he’d be a better joker than Heath Ledger and that he should replace him. Nolan gave Spencer a chance, and suddenly Spencer put his kit on and was doing some promotional shots. However, Spencer was soon kicked out of Warner Bros. studios after Nolan asked him for a ‘Very Serious’ pose:
Spencer was hurt. His career was over. But unlike most people who decide to turn their life into drugs, Spencer wanted another challenge. He went through many ideas, such as becoming the first man to cartwheel across europe, fight 4 lions with a table tennis bat or just posting more on Master Giraffe.
No, “too easy” he said. Spencer wanted something more, something big. It was at this moment when Spencer Skey decided he would run for the 2008 US Presidential Election:
Choosing Sarah Palin as his running mate, Spencer’s view on killing all birds in America and replacing the eagle as their national emblem with a Liger, eventually handed the victory to now president Barack Obama, who is obviously happy with the free ride he got after knowing that Spencer Skey was his opposition:
On the behalf of Master Giraffe, congratulations Spencer Skey, Person of the Year 2008.
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