Who Would Do That? on Master Giraffe
You heard me. A great big merry christmas from the folk at Master Giraffe. With this post comes an apology for our lack of activity recently, and a promise that soon Master Giraffe will be back in full force.
Huzzah!
So the official live action adaptation of Tekken has been in production for quite some time, with apparently fuck all media coverage since every time I bring it up, most people go “What? A tekken movie?”
In any case, I think it’s going to suck a great big bag of balls. Here’s a picture of Cung Le who confirmed recently that he’ll be portraying Law in the upcoming film. Oh dear.
Brian Craft
This salmon-shirt wearing individual found that he was getting some serious RSI issues using his keyboard at home. The solution? Chop the keyboard in half and attach it to his ergonomic chair! What a wanker. Check out HIS PERSONAL WEBSITE which will offer some glorious insight into his personal world, and also a link to his wife’s page on QUILTING. Awww.
I needed a catchy title to get you hooked. Three uni students are traveling to EVERY (293) train station in Victoria this weekend for a project. Geeze, Youth Allowance really needs to be cut back. If you live in Victoria you should catch up with them and say hi. Keep in mind these crazy would-be Tin Tins are friends of mine… The company I keep.
“Travellers on track for rail adventure”
Commuters who are sick of spending time on Victorian public transport will no doubt be puzzled by the actions of group of university students – as they set off on a marathon train ride to consecutively visit every serviced train station in Victoria.
Because one day I will make her my bride…
I’m sure we all know the charming little fairy tale of Goldielocks and The Three Bears. For the uninitiated basically a kind family of bears go out for a nice stroll in the woods and while they are out the beautiful Goldilocks happens to wander upon their delightful cottage. She innocently enters and begins to sample the bears porridge, chairs and beds. When the bears return home they discover that someone has been meddling with all of their homely possessions and find Goldie still asleep in baby bears bed. Naturally they wake her up and she scampers off home, assumeably to tell all of her lil’ chums about her adventures of breaking and entering, theft and unlawful damage. How devilishly cute I hear you say.
Sorry, it should be WANKERS of the week ARE:
It’s finally here, I remember telling Seph a month and a half ago “I’m going to make an album”, and now to suddenly have 12 songs in front of me is pretty damn cool.
So how much is it? Pfft who cares. I’ve put it up here available to download. Now here comes the part where I say… I couldn’t have done it without:
Damo from DX Interactive, that guy knows his shit and helped me with alot of stuff behind the scenes.
Korey Fernando, he has a great voice, get him to read you a bedtime story.
Ben Morling, he plays guitar like someone who has had lessons. Oh wait, he has had lessons.
Spencer Skey, he provided alot of inspiration for some songs on the album, he knows which ones.
Michael Stocks, well he taught me the violin, so I have to put him here otherwise he’ll have a cry.
Phillip, Sam and Mathew Rainbird, for having to put up with various phone calls, emails and continuous pushing for critique that was usually abuse because they would rather have been doing something else.
Luke Saxby, for sending me messages with lyrics from my songs. Yeah hardcore!
Chris Murphy, the dude lent me a bass.
and some things I could have done WITHOUT:
The guy who lives next door to my room. Dude, stop playing Eminem, snoop dogg or whatever it is.
My computer, enjoying crashing all the time. For example blowing up halfway through creating the album cover.
Having a chest infection and being forced in bed for about a week. Although it turned out ok as I had a totally different perspective on my songs.
Ok so that’s about it. I hope you enjoy listening to it. I really should get on with some university work now (and more Master Giraffe posts!). Although one of my projects does involve making a short film - and yes that will involve The Slinky Cat!
Ok so here is the final tracklisting:
1. This Is Bigger Than Carnavoce
2. My Pet Dog Eats Custard For Breakfast
3. The Romanian Train Robbery
4. There’s More To Life
5. Futuristic Pirate Robot
6. Pirate Robot Recharge
7. Round and Round
8. The Attack of the Goosen
9. Oh No He Didn’t (Oh Yes He Did!)
10. The Goochinator Spooky Cut (Ed Friedland)
11. The Fernando Torres Intermission Featuring Mr. Fernando
12. Sailing Into Venice With A Giraffe
Spencer Skey has struck Master Giraffe again. This time by arriving at a party with a ‘futuristic robot pirate’ costume. It was so good, that we here at MG just had to write a song about it, with some help from Roboman (DX Interactive).
Well the classic video clip of ‘pierce brosnan pointing on a horse because he uses hand cream’ still remains in the minds of the MG crew. So much in my mind that I mixed it into a song. Then I made it into a video clip.
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