Who Would Do That? on Master Giraffe
Praise be to Valhalla as the sweet-bearded Technoviking leads his warriors through an epic ritualistic dance to appease the gods. May the rivers run thick with mead!
The man who looks like a thumb!
Check out this, HE LOOKS LIKE A THUMB. But it gets worse, he calls himself ‘Thumbman’, and if you click the image, it’ll take you to the page where you can see a load of comments regarding his thumb-like physique.
In fact he even has his own website now, http://thumbman.net/ featuring many photoshopped images of his Thumb-head.
The name says it all really. Nothing says “don’t mess” like a man with sais and a studded leather bodysuit.
Ladies, control yourselves…
Fact: This man is so mind bendingly tough that he can destroy people simply by thinking about it.
Apparently so. Like so many films that dominated many peoples childhoods, Karate Kid has been optioned for a remake as a starring vehicle for Jaden Smith, (son of the Fresh Prince, yo). And now Jackie Chan is on board as Mr. Miyagi, SURELY role that could not be played by any man but Pat Morita. What is this nonsense? Is Hollywood so stale at the moment that they need to sift through a back catalogue of movies to ‘re-imagine’ rather than coming up with original material? Mercy.
You heard me. A great big merry christmas from the folk at Master Giraffe. With this post comes an apology for our lack of activity recently, and a promise that soon Master Giraffe will be back in full force.
Huzzah!
So the official live action adaptation of Tekken has been in production for quite some time, with apparently fuck all media coverage since every time I bring it up, most people go “What? A tekken movie?”
In any case, I think it’s going to suck a great big bag of balls. Here’s a picture of Cung Le who confirmed recently that he’ll be portraying Law in the upcoming film. Oh dear.
Brian Craft
This salmon-shirt wearing individual found that he was getting some serious RSI issues using his keyboard at home. The solution? Chop the keyboard in half and attach it to his ergonomic chair! What a wanker. Check out HIS PERSONAL WEBSITE which will offer some glorious insight into his personal world, and also a link to his wife’s page on QUILTING. Awww.
I needed a catchy title to get you hooked. Three uni students are traveling to EVERY (293) train station in Victoria this weekend for a project. Geeze, Youth Allowance really needs to be cut back. If you live in Victoria you should catch up with them and say hi. Keep in mind these crazy would-be Tin Tins are friends of mine… The company I keep.
“Travellers on track for rail adventure”
Commuters who are sick of spending time on Victorian public transport will no doubt be puzzled by the actions of group of university students – as they set off on a marathon train ride to consecutively visit every serviced train station in Victoria.
Because one day I will make her my bride…
I’m sure we all know the charming little fairy tale of Goldielocks and The Three Bears. For the uninitiated basically a kind family of bears go out for a nice stroll in the woods and while they are out the beautiful Goldilocks happens to wander upon their delightful cottage. She innocently enters and begins to sample the bears porridge, chairs and beds. When the bears return home they discover that someone has been meddling with all of their homely possessions and find Goldie still asleep in baby bears bed. Naturally they wake her up and she scampers off home, assumeably to tell all of her lil’ chums about her adventures of breaking and entering, theft and unlawful damage. How devilishly cute I hear you say.
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