http://www.mastergiraffe.com A blog that's more ridiculous then a Giraffe being a Mast of a ship. Fri, 14 Nov 2008 13:31:41 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en The latest trailer for the upcoming Watchmen film is online, and you can view it HERE. This trailer is certainly a lot more story-centric than the previous trailer, which left anyone who hasn't read the comic in a state of complete confusion. Also it has a Muse song. Instant win? I ... http://www.mastergiraffe.com/index.php/film/watching-the-watchmen/ This would be interesting, and because it's HBO doing it - I believe it could turn out quite good. Like a poor man's entourage. But he's still a tool. Anthony Kiedis – shirt-fearing frontman of Red Hot Chili Peppers and hard-luck autobiographer – is said to be turning his memoir Scar ... http://www.mastergiraffe.com/index.php/music/kiedis-takes-his-story-to-television/ How could there actually be a monopoly movie? I mean there is really no plot. Also Ridley Scott wants to do it. OH DEAR. Movie will fail unless Jim Carrey is the steam iron... Genre darling Ridley Scott is going to bring to life the famous monocle man in a film adaptation ... http://www.mastergiraffe.com/index.php/film/monopoly-movie/ Where have we been? We've gone on one of our disappearances again. It's that exam time of the year, where basically time to get onto MG cannot be found. However we'll be making some posts soon, once seph watches a few more films and I actually find someone worthy of person ... http://www.mastergiraffe.com/index.php/random/the-mg-drought/ Chris Hill Poor Chris - this is his solution for climate change: http://www.mastergiraffe.com/index.php/random/master-giraffes-wanker-of-the-week-is-14/ So I've finished my 3 minute video project for school. Was hell of a lot of fun making this, I hope you guys have fun watching it. The video may feature Seph and Spence from the MG team... http://www.mastergiraffe.com/index.php/music/bedroom-albums-the-slinky-cat/ So I went for an adventure to the pictures the other day, to see the new Coen Brothers' film "Burn After Reading". It was brilliant, George Clooney, Brad Pitt and John Malcovich all gave brilliant performances and the whole film was tense and kept slapping you in the face. It was ... http://www.mastergiraffe.com/index.php/film/burn-after-reading/ Gemma Arterton Ok so MG has been a gone missing again over the past few days. But we're going to make it up to by giving our first Person of the Week award (we think) to a FEMALE! That's amazing. Is it true that females haven't done much this year? Or ... http://www.mastergiraffe.com/index.php/film/master-giraffes-person-of-the-week-is-18/ First official poster. Honestly. I think Hollywood is actually conspiring to destroy my childhood completely. http://www.mastergiraffe.com/index.php/film/street-fighter-the-legend-of-chun-li/ So the official live action adaptation of Tekken has been in production for quite some time, with apparently fuck all media coverage since every time I bring it up, most people go "What? A tekken movie?" In any case, I think it's going to suck a great big bag of balls. ... http://www.mastergiraffe.com/index.php/film/king-of-iron-fist-tournament/