The Master Giraffe Poll Archive
This Week's Poll
What decade had the best music?
- The Sixties (32%, 22 Votes)
- The Eighties (23%, 16 Votes)
- The Seventies (23%, 16 Votes)
- The Nineties (22%, 15 Votes)
- The Fifties (0%, 0 Votes)
Total Voters: 69
This Week's Poll
What would you rather be?
- a Jedi (35%, 34 Votes)
- a Ninja (26%, 25 Votes)
- a Pirate (18%, 17 Votes)
- a Tyrannosaurus Rex (16%, 15 Votes)
- a Robot (5%, 5 Votes)
Total Voters: 96
This Week's Poll
What happens to you after four beers?
- I can't afford four beers (47%, 7 Votes)
- I spend 2 hours on the super nintendo trying to find the T-Rex in Jurassic Park (27%, 4 Votes)
- I go to the fridge to grab another beer, but realise my friends have stolen them because I'm a BINGE (13%, 2 Votes)
- I've never made it to four beers before (7%, 1 Votes)
- I pass out (7%, 1 Votes)
Total Voters: 15
This Week's Poll
If you punched someone so hard that they turned into a door, what would you do?
- Wear a cape and become 'The Doorman' (38%, 9 Votes)
- Slam the door and punch it again (17%, 4 Votes)
- Punch another door and see if it becomes a person (17%, 4 Votes)
- Punch another 3 people and make a revolving door (13%, 3 Votes)
- Lay off the trips (8%, 2 Votes)
- say; "Well that was slighty weird" (8%, 2 Votes)
- Reach for the knob (0%, 0 Votes)
Total Voters: 24
This Week's Poll
If Master Giraffe had a sidekick, what animal would it be?
- Meerkat (30%, 10 Votes)
- Aardvark (18%, 6 Votes)
- Owl (18%, 6 Votes)
- Donkey Kong (12%, 4 Votes)
- Hippopotamus (9%, 3 Votes)
- The Aconda (6%, 2 Votes)
- Pig (3%, 1 Votes)
- Zebra (3%, 1 Votes)
Total Voters: 33
